GroundZer0's LJ eh ?

Transformer Bulka - AutoBot

2007-06-24T08:41:50Z

Now that would be cool to see !

needs the sound effect.

groundzer0_0 @ 2007-06-03T05:45:00

2007-06-02T20:03:30Z

Burnout

No Exhaust topout 1st 2nd 3rd 14,500rpm LOUD

No Exhaust flyby 14,000rpm Loud

so i couldn't be bothered sleeping. Weeee

2007-06-02T19:19:04Z

Photos of my new dirt bike
YAY !

Its going to be really quick once its running.
360cc 2 stroke madness.

And a photo of how dead my tyre is after a nice little burnout the other day to send it off.

In other news

2007-05-21T11:27:32Z

In other news this weeks episodes of American Dad and Family Guy ANND Entourage were all fucking great.

That is all.

Did they get you to trade, Your heros for ghosts?, Hot ashes for trees?

2007-04-17T13:44:30Z

Saturday nite.

Was a great start to the nite catching up with Ya'all at the sunny side rehab institution. After somewhat quick guzzling of a complete bottle of Absolut Vodka splice with very little amounts of redbull to knock the edge off the somewhat tasty and false lul the Absolut Rasberry has to it. After 45 mins odd the entire bottle was depleted. Between 3-4, entirely possible heaps more people.
Caught up with stoffi, scotty, susie and all the peeps I hadn't seen in ages it was great to see you all. I was so revved on caffine and vodka from our drinks all i wanted to do was talk and smoke cigarettes which was the basis of my entire nite until I could no longer talk.
Then we left in a car to customs house with a strong glow going ohhhnnn.
Drank some yaager bombs and other misc drinks. Before barrelling off to Frostbites.

What the fuck happened after 1:30am ?

Upon arriving at frostbites Josh walked up the staircase, eyed off one pretty good looking chick, pointed to her, gestured her over and then immediately started hooking up with her without but speaking a word, Which from normal record is abnormal.

Me, Ten, Josh & Sez grabbed some drinks and then after buying glass we found we were unable to enter the balcony with glass bottles. So after a toilet stop I don't remember Shit all.
I walked back out and had no idea where I went. But at 1:45 odd Josh found me outside with another drunk held by the scruff and he held me. We weren't saying anything according to josh. The other dude was apparently as drunk as me or similar.

After seperating us Josh was looking after this chick who was drunkish and apparently smokin' hot according to more than one account who friends had ditched her in town and weren't answering their phones, So he was going to tend to business and walk her home. I apparently just wandered off after he seperated us which I'd believe, But i cannot account for the almost 3 hours between 1:40ish and 4:40 when apparently i boarded a train bound towards my way, I went through my messages in th morning, apparently I was awake briefly at 5:16am and replyed to a txt with lyrics to a pink floyd song. It made sense to the message, in a drunk sorta way. I wish i didn't ride the train alone, because after that brief moment of being awake I went out again obviously.

I woke up to a shock with a loud "KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK" that errupted from underneath my uncomfortable yet still worthy hardned glass window of the train carridge. I was still drunkish and looked like someone woke me with a cattleprod. The guy knocked right against my head and ear on the other side of the glass. After my eyes focused I saw the X reflective markings of the cityrail uniform and and got up and off the train. I was as central station.

My fassifern to newcastle return ticket to my drunken surpise failed to open the gay looking boom gates at central so i put my hands either side and hopped over, my head stayed the same height, and just folded my feet over, just like a highschool pro. Walked immediately towards burger king and purchased something to eat, barged through the barriers this time with my handful of food and made a Bee line for the next train to newcastle leaving in 4 minutes, enough time to choke a smoke and get on board.

Fell asleep for a little, and then when nearing train termination the drive mis-announced the train station before pulling up and i hopped off at niagra park still half asleep. Had to wait an hour for the next train coming through to continue on home. Rang josh and we has waking up at old loves house. Was pretty bad morning. got home at 11:30am.

The only way i've worked this out is via Sluethy detective sk33lz and asking people their re-counts to piece it together timeline wise. I have no Idea how to account for the missing hours of 1:45am to say 4:40 am when the train was leaving newcastle region with me on it at some station..... ? Did anyone see me ?

Anywho had a blast. Yay for no license soon !

Youtube is magical. My first upload...

2007-03-07T15:44:29Z

Well Youtube signup script and email confirmation script is dodgy and Buggy as shit considering i had to upload these videos twice to get them to work plus resend and re-confirm my email address twice dumping my "upload video" page 3-4 times randomly. Annoying.

Anywho after 30 odd minutes figting with youtube member page its works.

Both my bike movies for general consumption.

Enjoy, Badger, Snoot, Berate etc.

The wheelstand-man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know i'm not bullet proof. But its too much fun.

2007-03-06T15:15:02Z

So on my day off the a few fridays ago. Luke & I went motorbike riding and decided to pay a quiet industrial estate a visit.

This the the result

The rest are cut below due to size
2 video's and a few stills.

1st Gear wheelstand

1st into 2nd gear, BEST video ! 160km topout

Endo's are fun, Was pulling easy 15-20m endo's.

Same photo in high res (1.3mb)

One of my favourite corners that I quite often grind my boots on, although thats not the part of the corner I grind on.

I need PomBoy behind a camera getting some shots, my friend was only mediocre on the camera.

Too bad its made by the first church group as a anti drug clip.

2007-02-28T07:05:45Z

Spiders on drugs video.

Spiders on drugs funny clip

"The THC spider became the crack spiders bitch after he popped a cap in the caffine spiders ass"

Another Meet-n-greet

2007-02-27T08:05:11Z

So Phone call today. 5:30PM

I received a phone call from the GM of MIS today.
He's coming down the newcastle to meet me thursday. Calling me with details thursday morning.
Another meet-n-greet but hey, However many it takes right, This will be the 5th person I've had a sit down with inside the one company.

But they are coming to me :D

groundzer0_0 @ 2007-02-22T18:56:00

2007-02-22T08:00:01Z

Interview tomorrow.

Going to meet with My old HN boss from was back in the day.
Wonder what will be on offer on the table.

Mystery.

8mbit tv episodes tonite and Guitar Hero possibly depending on what I want to do.

My Unemployment has come to a end hopefully. Maybe not... More news as the story unfolds, Back to you LJ.

The Streetfighter Liiiives

2007-02-16T15:58:05Z

ITS ALIIIIVE

Dr HAR - V Has rebirthed the gixxxer into a tuff street fighter. Parts from the USA arriving soon include.

The underbody or "hotbody" which has cool bright led brake lights with indicators intergrated into the brake lights.

Im going it see if if i can get the yoshi reskinned or cheap or just get a replacement from the US off ebay and a carbon fibre one !

I Also got a pretty cool headlight but it cracked and broke in transport which insurance wouldn't have covered anyway. Only loss of packages is covered.

A 2nd hand free one is en route fingers crossed it isn't smashed.

Also to make the underbody not ugly and free of drilling and holes is this nifty numberplate bracket.

Which bolts onto the swingarm and acts as an extra chain retainer.

Tyre is all worn in thanks it a nice burnout at all angles.

The new motorbike hi mounted handlebars are excellent and prefect for my height. Wheelies are going to be eversomuch easier and more controllable. :-D

I'll get some photos once all the gear arrives but I had a little ride tonite slowly bedding the tyre in and its running great.

New handlebars ROCK !

Nite

the road is too long to see over the horizon, until the end grips me near.

2007-02-02T08:35:04Z

So sore, tired and drained of motivation.

Spent all day stripping the very last of all my countless hours of hard work out of work as I wiped the lower tier servers, dismantled all of my tech bay, cabling from techbay, and then spent all day erasing the hard drives of every pc in the building ready for online auction through greysonline.com.au

After a bite to eat we were throwing a football around inside the shed.

took a spill jumping backwards to catch a football up high well over and behind my head and feet lost all grip on the polished concrete floor when my feet retouched down, and slid infront as my top half lowered and i landed on my coccyx (tailbone) instead of my feet, from a jumping position.

Hurt sooo much, still a bit tender now sitting down.

Then after stripping the last of most fixtures and prepping for auction, We called it a day and i have to go back monday.............. :-(

Anywho No idea whats happening tonite but I'm retiring at home for a nice warm bath upstairs before I get comfy.

groundzer0_0 @ 2006-12-25T00:41:00

2006-12-24T13:43:03Z

merry christmas everyone.

Ho Ho Fucking ho !

Grumble..

*Forced Smile*

Please Note

2006-12-06T10:00:20Z

My phone is currently barred.. didn't get last months phone bill because i found the remants the snails didn't eat the other week and thus absent mindedly forgot to pay mah bill, Anywho Sorry if i can't sms or call anyone, it should be back on as of tomorrow.

Anywho Peace out.

groundzer0_0 @ 2006-10-06T21:38:00

2006-10-06T11:41:20Z

Please comment if your coming,
Anyone who has partners are MORE than welcome to bring them, I have booked for plenty of people.

groundzer0_0 @ 2006-09-25T10:34:00

2006-09-25T00:37:41Z

I appologise to anyone who has had sketchy communication with me the last few weeks or so.

My phone randomly dosn't send sms's rather stores them in Drafts instead of sending them

And also i stopped receiveing sms's for about 4 days and i received 18 messages all at once.

Mav, i found a few in there re: sata cable selection , sorry dude
Stoffi, a lot of messages didn't get to you including sat nite when i was replying to you.

Anywho Sorry peeps, my phone is teh ghey it needs a good hard spanking or firmware upgrade. Either is fine.

Back to the daily grind.

groundzer0_0 @ 2006-09-19T18:31:00

2006-09-19T09:12:12Z

Sorry as mindless and stupid as this video clip is

I Laughed at it so hard, purely to the stupidity of it

Bum Hand

That is all

groundzer0_0 @ 2006-08-15T13:50:00

2006-08-15T08:36:50Z

Here's the quiz for anyone wanting to respond..

Bored at work, I must find something that makes me happy at work.
I watched office space last nite again. I love that movie

"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta"

"my stapler.... he took my stapler and its a swingline so i kept the staples for it"

1. Name:
2. Age/Birthday:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Rapper/Artist:
7. Favorite Book/Comic Book:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Favorite TV Show:
10. Favorite Video Game/Board Game:
11. Do we know each other outside of Livejournal?
12. Would you give me a kidney?
13. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
14. If you could change anything about your current life, would you?
15. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

groundzer0_0 @ 2006-07-31T19:46:00

2006-07-31T09:49:23Z

Quote of the Day

As posted on "Overheardintheoffice" rss feed

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/002548.html

Underling: Is that what you need?
Boss: I was asking for a shark with laser beams, and I got a manatee with flashlights? Thanks.

Kadena Air Base
Okinawa, Japan

Overheard by: R U Shittin' Me

groundzer0_0 @ 2006-07-13T10:35:00

2006-07-13T01:15:08Z

BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK

_{*that is all}

groundzer0_0 @ 2006-07-04T23:04:00

2006-07-04T13:10:40Z

ITs all miiiine

My bike was delivered today. Hoooraah !

1/2 throttle in 1st gear going down the road towards the servo, front wheel lifted off the ground by ~30-40cm

This bike is scarily fast. Still havn't been able to wind it out in 1st gear.
on the highway merging lane at morisset, halfway down the lane after i'd checked traffic was clear, i was going 70 km then i wound it out and merged, by the end of the merging lane 231km/h was on the speedo. the bike is off its tits, at 265km/h its still got more revs to go but i wasn't game.

So glad i didn't get anything bigger for the moment. Its a handful as it is.

I small step at a time. Stay alive :)

groundzer0_0 @ 2006-05-25T00:14:00

2006-05-24T14:16:24Z

Greatest Hockey fight ever, this is legalised barenuckle fighting

Yes this may be old but I just found it again on reposts and figured incase someone hadn't seen it etc...

These guys would have been hospitalised after this.

groundzer0_0 @ 2006-05-23T14:05:00

2006-05-23T04:05:28Z

Microsoft has proven yet again its multicultural global friendliness by allowing Word 2007 to recognise Aussie slang words like bogan, sheila, bonza and sickie.

The user-friendly Aussie software includes other quintessential rough and tumble slang for inclusion in its next version of Microsoft Office, due out some time in the future.

Aussie words for inclusion will be determined by the most popular choice as voted by people online, and finally judged by a panel of experts.

These people include Adam Spencer (radio host), Peter FitzSimons (sports writer) Dr Ruth Wajnryb (linguist, researcher and writer), David Blair (a founding member of the editorial committee of the Macquarie Dictionary), and Tony Wilkinson, director at Microsoft's information worker division.

Users can choose other words like Jackaroo, Uluru (the formal Aboriginal name for Ayers Rock), Phar Lap (the name of a great Aussie horse that died under mysterious circumstances) and Bradman (Australian cricketing hero), just to name a few from its list.

groundzer0_0 @ 2006-05-22T19:00:00

2006-05-22T08:59:15Z

bored as all getout !

Teh End

Might clean....

Monday, Bloody monday

2006-05-21T23:26:25Z

Back to work.